I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.

Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.