I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.