I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

The earth without art is just eh.

I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.

I equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities; that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us; there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.