If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.
I love Steven Wright.
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.