I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.
Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.
I like people, for a little while.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.