A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.