A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.

I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.