When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.
Demetri MartinUse crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.
Demetri MartinWhen I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
Demetri Martin