I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

Wind chimes are also earthquake chimes.

If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".