I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'