I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose." "Scissors cuts paper." "These are strips. This is not even paper. It's gonna take me forever to put this back together." "Paper covers rock." "Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks." There should be "Rock, Dynamite with a Cutable Wick, Scissors."

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.