I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.

I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.

I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed

I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way.