Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.
If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.
The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.