100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.

The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.

I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, "Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good." Hopefully it balances out.

It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.