If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.
Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.
The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.