There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.
I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.
You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.
I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.