I just started doing this one-man show, and I wanted to be able to score it, so I bought a guitar, and got a keyboard and got a harmonica. I remember when I started that I didn't understand why a harmonica had different letters on them.

A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.