It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.

Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!