It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

I didn't play music, nobody in my family had an instrument or played music, we didn't even have any books at my house. I think about it and I'm like, I don't know how I climbed out of there.

It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.