When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.