Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.
Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.
Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.