I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.
Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.