Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.