Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.