If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
Demetri MartinYour mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.
Demetri MartinAs a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
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