I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"