A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.