A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

My friend asked me I ever swam with dolphins. I was like, 'Yeah, of course. What distance are we talking about from the dolphins? Because the last time I was in the ocean, I'm pretty sure I swam with most of them.'

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.