Love is, and I hope it never isn't.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.
When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'
Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.
When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.
I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.