I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.
I like people, for a little while.
The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.