It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
Demetri MartinEarrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
Demetri MartinThere is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.
Demetri Martin