If you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.

When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?

They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.

What I've learned about my self over the years is that I'm pretty restless. If I multitask it's probably because I have difficulty just focusing on one thing.

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.