Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.

One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'