Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.