Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.
Once I started to look i finally began to see.
Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.
I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.