A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

I need to develop some patience - immediately.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.