I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.

I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to put clothes on the dog, you should put two pairs of pants on it.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.