Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.