I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?
I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.