I didn't play music, nobody in my family had an instrument or played music, we didn't even have any books at my house. I think about it and I'm like, I don't know how I climbed out of there.

The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.