Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.