I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.

Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.