I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.