I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.