Vampires probably don't have great breath.

The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross you may have the wrong guy.

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

To remove all credibility from what you're saying try wearing sunglasses on your forehead.

It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.