Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
Most stick people are black.
Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"