I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.