I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.