I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

There's a saying that goes, 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' OK. How about, 'Nobody should throw stones'? That's crappy behavior. My policy is, 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.