I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.