I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.

THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.