I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.

I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.