I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.
I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.
Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.