My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.
When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.
I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.
I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.
The earth without art is just eh.