I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.
I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed
The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.