Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.
The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.
When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.
I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat come from? I dunno, but I'm calling the cops because he just cut that lady in half.
I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed