I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.

I didn't play music, nobody in my family had an instrument or played music, we didn't even have any books at my house. I think about it and I'm like, I don't know how I climbed out of there.

I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.