I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.

I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.