Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.