If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.
A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.
The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.