I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.
Demetri MartinI was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.
Demetri MartinI like parties, but I don't like piรฑatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.
Demetri Martin