Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.