It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.