A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.
It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.