If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.
When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.
A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.