There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

I just started doing this one-man show, and I wanted to be able to score it, so I bought a guitar, and got a keyboard and got a harmonica. I remember when I started that I didn't understand why a harmonica had different letters on them.

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.