There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.