If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.
I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.
If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.