They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.
Demetri MartinIt's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.
Demetri MartinCheckers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.
Demetri MartinWhen they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!
Demetri MartinI think as a performer, it can be really great to stand on stage, especially when you have more time, but I do think about the specific people in the audience, how it's hard for them to get up and go to the bathroom, how they chose not to do other things that night and have turned off their phones and everything. So for that reason, I think it's necessary to mix it up and talk to the audience.
Demetri Martin