I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.
I don't have to kill myself, time is going to do that.
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".
I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.