Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then, at night, I say the thought to people through a microphone. I don't think about politics or pop culture very much, so those thoughts don't often make it to the microphone.

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.