I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.