Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.