It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.