I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.