History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.