History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.

To me, comedy is a game.

I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships. And, of course, hips. Yeah, hip. That's me. I also like sips. I'm a slow drinker. A sipster. I'm a sipster hipster comedian. Yeah, sips. But more hips. Hip, hipster, hip star, hiptard. Definitely.

But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.