History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.