A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

I just found out that I have more allies than America!

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?