When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.
I just found out that I have more allies than America!
If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.