If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.
I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.
You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.
A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.
It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.